| From: | Ms. Analytical Bitch |
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| Date: | Jul 22, 2007 9:56 PM |
| Subject: | Do You Believe In God? |
| Body: | Satan had just departed from the Garden of Eden, and he was gloating and boasting. "Yes, sir, I just caught a World full of people down there. I set me a trap and used a little bait. I knew they couldn't resist. Got 'em all!" "What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked. Satan replied, "Oh, I'm gonna have fun! I'm gonna teach them how to marry and divorce each other, how to hate and abuse each other, how to drink and smoke and curse. I'm gonna teach them how to invent guns and bombs and kill each other. I'm really gonna have fun!" "And what will you do when you get done with them?" Jesus asked. "Oh, I'll kill 'em," Satan glared proudly. "How much do you want for them?" Jesus asked "Oh, you don't want those people. They ain't no good. See, you'll take them and they'll just hate you. They'll spit on you, curse you then kill you. You don't want those people!!" "How much?" He asked again. Satan looked at Jesus and sneered, "All your blood, tears, and your life." Jesus said without hesitation, "DONE!" Then He paid the price. - Isn't it funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the World's going to Hell? - Isn't it funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan? - Isn't it funny how you can repost a thousand jokes through bulletins and they spread like god, but when you start sending bulletins regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing? - Isn't it funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. - I pray, for everyone who reposts this, they will be blessed by God in a way special for them - And send it back to the person who sent it, to let them know that indeed it was sent out to many more. - If You Love God... And, are not ashamed of all the marvelous things HE has done for you... |
1. this is posted on a myspace bulletin, claiming the first about her, a 23ish yr old woman calling her self an analytical bitch for numerous people to know about.
2. what the fuck. come on now. if there is a god (and remember, ambiguity) i highly doubt that to double check what sort of person you are, he's going to check myspace to see what kind of person you actually are.
c'mon!
who cares about loving a certain god more than another certain god and getting violent about it. can't we just treat each other nicely?
groggy 
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